The SOHCHIHUI BADMINTON TIMES MAGAZINE did a report on a person whom everone is talking about be it in the street/bus/kopitiam/wherever la, the SINGLE CUM DOUBLE CUM COMMENTATOR CUM LINESMAN CUM UMPIRE. WOW, it seems like this guy is a busybody, isnt it? If you think that way, NOPE, you are obviously SALAH. He is none other than LEE CHONG WEI. A handsome and cute badminton player.OOPS, i think i gonna kena complaint by reader for making a Disapproving comment. haha. Well, wat to do.....
Okay, i have been to one of his tournament which i think is the BOON LAY OPEN one larz. EH think is VS TAUFIK HIDAYAT. The black black guy, wore the blue colour YY jearsey one. IS him right??? WOW, tt match ar, LEE shuttle fly very fast sia. Cannot see one leh. But i think TAUFIK block the shuttle la. HAHA!!! Anyway my job is to praise LEE la. His smashing speed i can tell has improved tremendously over the years larz. ERM anyway just double check ar, if the speed up by 1km/h, consider improve tremondously anot ar???? Yes, right. But back to the point, especially his cross court jumping smash which was oftenly displayed by him WAH PIANG AAAAA, CHIO SIA. Too CHIO already. I watch alrdy also BWG leh. See until mouth open big big leh. Just one word in malay i know of can describe one larz, like how i describe my shit, " CENTIK ". CENTIK CENTIK SIA! Centik means beautiful in malay.
Furthermore, his backhand smash ar was simply a legend!!!! NOBODY in badminton history had ever manage to elicit it, i think. Cause the small boy boy sit beside me tell me one. Little kiddo heaven been watching badminton in the past. BRAVO, EXCELLENT, FANTASTIC, AMAZING, WONDERFUL, VERY GOOD!!! It was like LEE had already train until that kind of ULTIMATE standard. WOW, POWER SIA. I think youngster shld learn from him larz. Flighting at a speed of 50km/h, as fast as an F1 car could travel in the normal singapore road, which is also obviously the best among the others, its enough to put other players into hot water!!! Hmm i think that should consider very good le larz. 50km/h you know, u know how fast anot??? If dont know, go ask traffic police larz. See if he will tekan u anot.
Oh ya ar, one more thing,his footwork ar was simply amazing!!!!!! Okay b4 i go any further, u got go to MA CHANG(HORSE TURF) see horse run anot??? Listen to how the horse run sound??? Well, LEE, footwork ar, fast until he produce that type of sound sia, WAH, very funny leh, think if next time u go watch his match ar, PLEASE BRING ALONG EAR PLUG. Anyway, must praise him right, okay...He had display the CATCH THE SHUTTLE attitute which is lacking in both peter and hidayat, i can tell. Whichever corner the shuttle flies to ar, like a goalie he would DIVE to that particular corner sia, trying his best to catch it, but sometimes he will miskill one also larz. And then the opponent will like laugh at him lorz, especially HIDAYAT. The hidayat no manners one larz, you know, he just point at the falling LEE and laugh. But seriously every one in the hall burst into laughter. Thats why LEE always bring shoe bag, hide his face.
After finish watching the match, I quickly chiong down to interviewed him. Luckily, manage to grab his attention la. Wah he lose alrdy ar, still YAYA, walk out of the court ar, WAH SIBEY BUAY TA HAN him, walk until like he win like that. See alrdy i quite TU LAN him. FUCK UP face man. haha.
But seriously i think he dont know how to talk larz. I ask him how he feel when he lose, then he TALK CORK sia crap this shit out: " Yes, i believed i am the most RENOWNED player. I won almost every competition recently and that proven myself. The rest of the players are seriously not improving and not been in their best performance. If they still continue their slack attitude, i think i would be able to dominate the badminton industry in the next 20 years. In addition, their attitude is obviously ruining the image of the badminton industry. For example, TAUFIK HIDAYAT, is notorious to be a bad boy badminton player, who simply register his RAGE in the court. When losing, he love to wack the racket and even CURSED!!!!" WHAT A SHAME, i would say. A professional talk sth like that. Is he a loser or a player??? HAHAHAH!!!!!
Hmm so thats all for my report on LEE CHONG WEI 2007 and hope that it would be a useful infor for you readers out there, hope u enjoy wat i wrote and maybe if got chance i will write taufik one. Taufik like got more things to write. Lee nothing to talk about leh, he no skill one, bodoh in the court. haha.
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